Trump v Bernie: who makes the better Juggalo?

Just when you thought this election couldn’t be any more of a circus, we hear about the hashtag #JuggalosforBernie. That got us thinking, if there's a hashtag, there's gotta be a picture of Bernie Sanders donning Juggalo makeup.

And of course, the Internet did not disappoint. 


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We discovered this photo on the Juggalos for Bernie Facebook page, which among other things, also led us to the photo of the Juggalette breastfeeding at a Sanders rally in Ohio [awesome]. This election is the best. 


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That question, 'wonder what Donald Trump would do?' got us thinking, if there are Juggalos for Bernie, there's gotta be Juggalos for Trump. 

And of course, we quickly found it. Trumpalos United is a thing that exists and now, a photo that will likely give you nightmares tonight. 



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Trump ready to visit Wisconsin, but Cruz has head-start


OSHKOSH, Wisconsin — Donald Trump is planning to make his first campaign visit to Wisconsin on Tuesday, where the upcoming Republican presidential primary could mark a turning point in the unpredictable GOP race.
But rival Ted Cruz has gotten a head-start on the contest, racking up influential endorsements, campaigning in key regions and supported by bullish advertising campaign.
A solid Cruz win in Wisconsin would narrow Trump’s path to the nomination, heap pressure on the billionaire to sweep the remaining winner-take-all primaries this spring, and increase the chances of a contested party convention in July.
“The results in Wisconsin will impact significantly the primaries to come,” Cruz told The Associated Press after a rally in Oshkosh Friday. “Wisconsin, I believe, will play a critical role continuing to unify Republicans behind our campaign. The only way to beat Donald Trump is with unity.”
Cruz is positioning himself to win Wisconsin, next Tuesday’s only contest, and the first primary since he began collecting the backing of establishment Republicans, such as former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, adamant about eliminating Trump.
As Cruz campaigned across the state ahead of the Easter holiday, he was following a winning roadmap drawn by Wisconsin governor — and former 2016 presidential hopeful — Scott Walker in 2010, up Wisconsin’s rural and working-class midsection —the same demographic that has driven Trump’s success thus far.
Cruz has mined the GOP vote-rich swath of farms and factories from south-central Wisconsin, up the Fox River Valley’s corridor of paper mills, small towns — among them, some of the most swing-prone counties in the country.
The Fox River Valley, suburban Milwaukee and the rural counties outside Madison are home to 75 percent of Wisconsin’s most reliable Republican primary voters, said Keith Gilkes, a veteran Walker adviser who worked for his 2010 GOP primary campaign.
“How Gov. Walker won was basically by winning the lower Fox Valley down through the Southeast,” Gilkes said. “That’s the holy grail demographically for the Republican Party in Wisconsin.”
Trump has slightly fewer than half of the Republican delegates allocated so far, short of the majority needed to clinch the nomination before the party’s national convention this summer. Cruz has more than a third of the delegates, but is focused equally on stopping Trump and uniting most of the party against him.
If Cruz wins most of the 42 delegates — which, in Wisconsin, are allocated on the basis of state and congressional district winners — then the remaining winner-take-all contests, in Delaware, Montana, Nebraska, New Jersey and North Dakota could determine the future of this competition. A solid Cruz win in Wisconsin would likely require Trump to win those five contests to avoid clawing for the nomination at the party’s national convention in Cleveland.
With that in mind, Cruz and his wife Heidi campaigned last week in Waukesha County just west of Milwaukee, where expensive homes now occupy ground dairy herds once ruled. He appeared at a conservative conference with influential radio host Charlie Sykes, a vocal Trump opponent who has a loyal suburban following and has endorsed Cruz.
Cruz then pivoted, from the national security and values-minded suburban voters, to the economic frustrations of more working-class voters in onetime industrial hub Janesville in south central Wisconsin.
“I want to take a minute here and I want to talk to all the single moms who are working two and three part-time jobs,” Cruz told more than 400 people Thursday.
Cruz rebuked Trump’s criticism of Heidi Cruz, a detour from policy to personal that received sharp condemnation from some voters.
Truda Swanson of Appleton, an undecided Republican primary voter, said Trump’s personal criticism of Cruz’s wife in the lead-up to the primary reinforced her opposition to Trump.
“It’s absolutely not why I’m against Trump. I’m against Trump for lots of things leading up to this, including his treatment of women,” the 40-year-old health care worker said.
It reinforced warning signs for Trump in Wisconsin, who led in a February poll by Marquette University’s Law School, but is now viewed unfavorably by 45 percent of Wisconsin Republicans, according to the same poll.
Cruz stuck to the blue-collar message on Friday in Oshkosh, an area surrounded by rural counties with some of the highest unemployment rates in the state.
But he struck just as hard at Trump, whose support nationally draws heavily from blue collar voters, blasting Trump’s call for a 45 percent tariff on Chinese imports.
“People are struggling already, and you want to jack up the cost of living by 45 percent?” Cruz asked hypothetically in Oshkosh
Cruz’s campaign was airing about $500,000 in advertising over the final two weeks before the primary — a sharp contrast to Trump, who aired no commercials in the state. The anti-tax group Club for Growth announced its plans to spend $1million on pro-Cruz ads, while an anti-Trump group was spending roughly $340,000 in the final two weeks.
Ohio Gov. John Kasich has also visited Wisconsin, and is advertising in the state as is a group that supports him. However, polls show him trailing both Trump and Cruz.
“Ted Cruz has a real opportunity to win the state, in a way that would be pretty resounding,” said Mark Graul, an unaffiliated Republican strategist from Green Bay.
Copyright 2016 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Republicans losing faith in election process, poll finds

67% of voters ‘satisfied’ voting for Clinton or Trump, 21% want third party candidate: Fox Poll


Voters are intensely interested in the presidential election, and it’s also making them nervous according to a new Fox News poll. Many also appear to be at either at ease or resigned to the front-runners from both sides of the aisle: 67 percent overall would be “satisfied” voting for either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump; 63 percent of Republicans, 55 percent of independents and 79 percent of Democrats agree with this.
Some are not so satisfied: 21 percent overall would seriously consider a third party candidate; 24 percent of Republicans, 30 percent of independents and 13 percent of Democrats agree. This might be promising news for Gary Johnson, the likely Libertarian Party nominee; he ran for president in 2012 and won 1.2 million votes.
 Some voters are either disgusted or disinterested: 9 percent don’t plan to cast a vote for president at all; 10 percent of Republicans, 13 percent of independents and 6 percent of Democrats agree.
Regardless of their party affiliation, Americans are jittery - and paying attention: 82 percent of U.S. voters feel “nervous about American politics today”; 84 percent of Republicans, 82 percent of independents and 80 percent of Democrats agree.
74 percent overall are “extremely” or “very” interested in the 2016 presidential election; 80 percent of Republicans, 67 percent of independents and 76 percent of Democrats agree.
The source is A Fox News poll of 1,016 registered U.S. voters conducted March 20-22.
 - The Washington Times - Saturday, March 26, 2016

Confrontations could end up aiding Trump


FOUNTAIN HILLS, Ariz. — David Rau wasn't sure about Donald Trump. So the landscape contractor strolled over to the main park in this Phoenix suburb to watch one of the businessman's recent rallies and decide for himself.
Demonstrators pulled their cars across an access road to block people driving to the event. Dozens marched to the park and stood by Rau, chanting "Stop the hate!" as he tried to listen. He left a Trump convert. "I've got the right to listen to somebody speak, don't I?" Rau asked.
Trump's rise in the Republican presidential contest has sparked increasingly confrontational protests, mobilized his opponents and drawn scrutiny of the GOP front-runner's rhetoric and the sometimes rough way his campaign handles dissent. But as demonstrators escalate their tactics, they also risk helping Trump, especially among Republican voters his rivals are furiously trying to persuade to reject the billionaire businessman.
"I encourage people to speak out against Trump in a forceful but respectful manner because some of these protests are only serving to help him," said Tim Miller, a spokesman for a Republican group trying to stop Trump.
Even Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders, running for the Democratic presidential nomination, has been troubled by protesters' tactics, as well as by Trump's response.
"In America, people have a right to hold rallies," Sanders told MSNBC. "It is absolutely appropriate for thousands of people to protest at a Trump rally, but I am not a great fan of disrupting rallies."
Trump engages the demonstrators vigorously, mocking them, calling them bad people and sometimes feeding the anger of his supporters in the crowd.
The Phoenix demonstration followed one in Chicago, where hundreds of Trump foes flooded into a rally and Trump canceled the event, citing security concerns. That infuriated Trump backers, who blamed the demonstrators.
In Arizona, activists gathered about 3 miles from the site of the Trump rally, along one of two roads that wind through the mountains north of Phoenix into central Fountain Hills. The protesters — mainly a coalition of local immigrant rights groups who have a long history of demonstrations against Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who was speaking at the rally — then maneuvered their cars across the intersection. Three were arrested, and many Trump supporters had to walk to the rally or missed it.

Establishment GOP rallies around Cruz

A year after launching his presidential campaign to dismantle a clubby "Washington cartel" of money and influence, the Texas senator is now the only man standing between the party's snake-bitten leadership and a hostile takeover by Donald Trump.
at Trump could be headed for the nomination, even as the polls tighten and the maverick billionaire descends into ever more coarse attacks on Twitter - the most recent featuring an unflattering photo of Cruz's wife Heidi.
The nasty feud - culminating in Trump's tweet juxtaposing his supermodel wife with the photo of Heidi Cruz - has only further estranged GOP elites who fear he is alienating women, young people and minorities, dragging the party into an electoral flameout in the fall.
The episode, dubbed "wifegate," appeared to be retaliation for an anti-Trump Super PAC ad using 15-year-old images of Trump's wife, Melania, in a nude photo shoot for British GQ.
Shifting strategy
Adding to the sense of crisis was a National Enquirer story based on anonymous sources implicating Cruz in a series of extramarital affairs. The Texas senator flatly denied the story and labeled it a Trump smear.
"It is garbage, complete and utter lies," Cruz told reporters Friday in Wisconsin, where he was campaigning. "It is a tabloid smear and it has come from Donald Trump and his henchmen."
Trump denied any involvement in the story. "Ted Cruz's problem with the National Enquirer is his and his alone," Trump said.
The ongoing dust-up comes as the Republican primary schedule enters a lull - the next contest is in Wisconsin on April 5, followed by New York on the 19th. It has allowed both leading candidates to shift from a singular focus on voters to a strategy of cultivating inside players to generate the momentum needed to break the 1,237-delegate barrier to win the nomination - especially if no candidate gets a majority by July and it breaks into a rare contested convention.
"The campaigns that are still viable would be well advised to start preparing for the convention," said James McGrath, a veteran GOP strategist in Houston with long ties to the Bush family.
The quaint retail politics of Iowa and New Hampshire are now a gauzy memory.
Trump, whose populist campaign has fed off huge rallies and media buzz, did something unprecedented at the start of the week: He met with lawmakers in Washington and gave a scripted speech where he relied on Teleprompters to deliver carefully parsed phrases on foreign policy.
"Trump's been the master of reinvention," said California GOP strategist Sal Russo, a Tea Party Express leader who worked on Ross Perot's 1992 campaign. "Are we going to see a more responsible, more presidential candidate?"
Cruz backers don't think so. Cruz spokeswoman Alice Stewart, commenting on the Twitter feud over the candidates' wives, called Trump's attacks "conduct unbecoming" of a presidential candidate.
But even as he brawls publicly with Trump, behind the scenes Cruz and his aides are focused on the inside game of shepherding supporters through the intricate party machinery of delegate selection.
Each candidate is playing to his strengths. Trump is using his salesman's bravado in personal settings on Capitol Hill to wear down official party resistance. Cruz, deeply distrusted by his Senate colleagues, is relying on the organization skills of his activist base inside the party.
Their objectives are mutually exclusive: Each needs to unify a fractured party, or at least enough of it to get the delegates required to win.
Neither would be the establishment's top pick. "They're pinching their noses, the same way I pinched my nose when I voted for Trump," said Florida GOP consultant Chris Ingram.
The third candidate standing, Ohio Gov. John Kasich, has managed to win only his home state and has no mathematical chance of winning enough delegates to become the Republican nominee.
'He's not Trump'
That makes Cruz the face of the Stop Trump movement. The tea party hero remains the next-closest thing to a Washington outsider and Trump's closest rival in the all-important delegate count.
"The ironies abound," said Geoffrey Skelley, an analyst at the University of Virginia's Center for Politics. "It suggests they're trying to rally around the candidate who has the best shot at stopping Trump, and I think it's definitely Cruz."
Punctuating the political force field developing around Cruz is a new $1 million ad campaign by the anti-tax Club for Growth, the political action committee of which never before has endorsed in a presidential race.
"Your choice comes down to this. Math," a narrator says. "Only Ted Cruz can beat Donald Trump. John Kasich can't do it."
The ad is starting this weekend in Wisconsin, where 42 delegates are at stake. Cruz, looking for a bounce in the race, has spent three days campaigning in Wisconsin over the past week.
Beltway Republicans who remember Cruz's leading role in the 2013 government-shutdown to block Obamacare still have been slow to come around. South Carolina U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham, who likened the Trump-Cruz rivalry as a choice between being "shot or poisoned," has now decided to back Cruz.
Why? "He's not Trump," Graham said last week on "The Daily Show with Trevor Noah," while struggling to give a full-throated endorsement of Cruz. Acknowledging his reluctance, he said, "I'm getting better at this."
While Graham called Cruz his "15th choice," Bush brother Neil Bush gave only a slightly less backhanded endorsement in a CNN interview. "Ted Cruz wasn't my second or third choice," Neil Bush said. "I don't particularly like his style. He went to Washington to be disruptive. He clearly did that and he's lost a lot of friends in Washington. [But] he'll rebuild friendships when he becomes president."
Neil Bush, like others in the party's anti-Trump faction, have made clear that it's now a binary decision based on a cold strategic calculation.
"Even the folks who were not that comfortable with Ted Cruz when he was working the Senate fighting Obamacare realize that he's got the best chance for them to win the White House, or at least make it close," said Club for Growth President David McIntosh.
Reaction to acrimony
A number of polls give Cruz a decided edge over Trump in a hypothetical matchup against Clinton, though the many polls also show Clinton beating both. Of the three Republicans left, only Kasich beat Clinton in a new Monmouth University poll.
But some of the movement toward Cruz also is a reaction to the acrimony and violence surrounding the Trump campaign. Jeb Bush, while praising Cruz as a "consistent, principled conservative," also spelled out what he sees as the danger in a Trump candidacy.
"For the sake of our party and country," Jeb Bush said, "we must move to overcome the divisiveness and vulgarity Donald Trump has brought into the political arena."
For Cruz, the risk of being cast as an establishment favorite is offset by the suspicions of conservative supporters who point to Trump's past record of supporting liberal politicians and causes. For conservatives, if Cruz is not the face of the anti-Trump movement, he's the only vehicle they have left.
"He's just the guy that's there that's a strong conservative, that has won a bunch of states, has a real organization, has raised money, and run a really good campaign," said Austin Barbour, who has served as a strategist for former Texas Gov. Rick Perry and later for Jeb Bush.
The tepid establishment endorsements might also minimize any downside for Cruz with his disenchanted base. "Frankly, I don't think that it hurts Senator Cruz to have a lot of, quote-unquote, establishment figures say 'I'm going to support him, but I don't love him,' " McGrath said.
Meanwhile, those endorsements also are opening new doors for the money that will be needed to take on the largely self-funding real estate mogul and reality TV star.
"I know it didn't go unnoticed among the network of donors and grassroots supporters who were working very hard for Jeb," McGrath said. "Throughout the extended Bush political family, there's no doubt that Jeb's endorsement is going to carry a lot of weight."

TV News Caught In Donald Trump Vs Ted Cruz National Enquirer Crossfire

“I have to say, I’m trying to sort of figure out how to cover this,” All In anchor Chris Hayes said as he moderated a chat with MSNBC’s national correspondent Joy Reid and the Daily Beast’s Betsy Woodruff. He noted that several outlets, including Breitbart News, had opted not to run with the National Enquirer story because it was so “thinly sourced.” Woodruff said her site “thought about writing this story several months ago, but we didn’t want to broadcast baseless rumors had no connection to reality by saying, ‘Hey, these stories are going around.’” 
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But, “when the story broke and when it really blew up on Twitter today, we thought, ‘All right, let’s pull the trigger’,” she explained. The Daily Beast’s take was that it was Marco Rubio backers who had been shopping the story to media outlets for six months, with no takers.

The article in the National Enquirer, a publication whose CEO David Pecker reportedly has longstanding ties to Trump, did not name the women about whom it said political operatives linked to the infidelity rumors. It did describe them, though, including one as a “hot babe who once worked” on a Cruz campaigns. It also illustrated its story with pixilated photos of each, leading to a sort of Name That Alleged Face parlor game among reporters. Only one person is quoted by name in the piece, Roger Stone, who formerly worked on Trump’s campaign.